THIS CHRISTMAS THE BUSTER + PUNCH NAUGHTY LIST IS THE ONLY GIFT GUIDE YOU’LL NEED.
1. Baller style points
Sling this around your neck and you’ll get more action than you would from an hour spent under the plastic mistletoe at your office party.
2. Liver let die
Want our opinion? Whiskey basically. Neat right? You want ice, fine by us – we’re whiskey drinkers not whiskey snobs. Or do apple juice and keep your pride intact, we won’t say a word. But you definitely need a damn good glass or two and they don’t come any finer than these.
Well then Cluedo, was it Professor Plum in the Billiard Room with the Tealight Candle Holder in BRASS? If it was, the man’s guilty as charged with having exceptional taste in accessories.
4. Hold my… candles!?
We like our flames naked and dripping with wax and innuendo.
5. Leather + studs
OK, even the naughty list has a dog segment. Because dogs. You could give one to your aunt though, just watch her face light up when she realises her skeleton’s out of the closet!
6. Stop faking those Oh’s
You know that awkward moment when someone opens a gift and has to fake their joy? Let’s door stop that right now. Trust us when we say this is the gift they never knew they wanted so very badly. A stone cold Christmas mic drop.